Since England and these other direct European teams started playing and winning in this world cup, I have lost a considerable amount of weight.

My anguish has been caused by my love of beautiful things. I love football to be played with style,flair and elegance and that is how South Americans play, instead of the direct skop die ball Europeans play.

I hope Colombia will fly this ugly England home. There should be no place for their body builders and wrestling anywhere except in their country. Should Colombia fail, I will pin my hopes on the stylish Neymar and co. to do the job.

Perhaps, this is why I love the PSL as pathetic as it can be at times...The football remains an art instead of hard labour!
Ugly must fall!