Anybody who watches football knows who Zlatan Ibrahimovic is. A supremely talented player that can score some pretty ridiculous goals and has racked up an incredible amount of league titles in his career.
Off the pitch, he's very entertaining as well. Here are 10 of his finest quotes from over his years at Ajax, Juventus, Inter, Barcelona, Milan and PSG.
1. "Arsene Wenger asked me to have a trial with Arsenal when I was 17. I turned it down. Zlatan doesn't do auditions."
2. "An injured Zlatan is a pretty serious thing for any team."
3. "We are looking for an apartment in Paris. If we don't find anything, then I'll probably just buy the hotel."
4. "First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog." (After outplaying Liverpool defender Stephane Henchoz)
5. "It's true that I don't know much about the players in Ligue 1 but for sure, they know who I am."
6. "Gay? Come to my house and you'll see if I'm gay. And bring your sister." (After a female reporter asked if he was gay, following the photos of Zlatan and Pique holding hands)
7. "If Rooney still wants to move next summer, I would urge him to come and play with me in Paris. But he would have to get used to the fact that Zlatan scores even better goals than him."
8. "People ask me what I would have become if I hadn't been a footballer. Maybe a criminal. I got a kick out of stealing stuff. This is not good to say, but as a kid I sometimes had to steal a bike so I could get to the training field."
9. Reporter: "Do you have a pet?"
Zlatan: "Yes, [Ajax-reserve goalkeeper] Joey Didulica."
10. Reporter: "What did you get your wife for her birthday?"
Zlatan: "Nothing, she already has Zlatan."
