Merry Christmas, everybody! For many, Christmas is a time for giving, and that means presents. We, the Fan Park crew, thought we would bring you a little comical spin on things and dish out a few presents of our own to some of the world's top footballers, managers and clubs.
Here is what we are giving away:*
Manchester United – Three Points
The Red Devils have been disastrous, to say the least, in the past couple of weeks and all their supporters would be very grateful for three points from a league fixture.
Jose Mourinho – A Home
The Portuguese manager was sacked from his beloved Chelsea for the second time, so we would like to give him a home. Mourinho needs a place that will love and cherish him for good!
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang – Flash Gordon Suit
The Gabon striker loves to celebrate his goals with a superhero mask and because he already has Spiderman and Batman, we think the pacy forward needs a Flash Gordon one.
Arturo Vidal – An Uber Subscription
This will never get old, unfortunately for him. The Bayern Munich midfielder has been in trouble for drinking and driving lately, and maybe this gift would help him get home safely after a few drinks have been had this festive season.
Cristiano Ronaldo – The Ballon D'Or
Because we all know Messi will win it this season.
Liverpool – 1970s DVD Box Set Of Their History
Need I say more? The Reds haven't see a major trophy in quite a few years now...
Lionel Messi – The Lyrics Of The Argentina National Anthem
There has been an uproar around the fact that Messi doesn't sing his country's national anthem, and we suspect it's because he doesn't know the words…
Chelsea – Ratex
Many of the London club's supporters believe that there are a few rats in the change room, and we know just how to get rid of them!
Arsenal – A New Medical Staff
Arsenal may be close to the top of the Premier League, but yet again the poor North London club is struggling with injuries during an important period.
Wayne Rooney – A Boot Camp Voucher
The Manchester United and England captain has looked sluggish all season, and we believe he needs to go on a boot camp mission to get back in shape!
We hope you enjoyed our Christmas gifts. What would you add to this?
*Please note: This is purely meant for some laughs, is not malicious, and no offence is intended.
