Last week Friday I saw Khosi Girl write a story about why women love Chiefs. Well, I have taken the liberty to express the desire women feel for Orlando Pirates, and it doesn't only sit on the fact that black makes us look slimmer!
Yes, our kit, despite men predominantly wearing it, is well suited to compliment even the curviest of women at times, but there is a much bigger picture to it.
First off, Senzo Meyiwa is a ladies man. Like some of them men in the game, our shot-stopper's words to the females are just as beautiful as his saves. He knows how to handle delicate objects, like the ball with care, and we of course want that too.
Thabo Matlaba is fast and energetic, and we need someone who can keep up with our day-to-day activities like shopping in the mall. I don't think he will have a problem.
We also like to rub our hands through our man's hair and Issa Sarr's defined facial features, olive skin and fro provides us with the perfect person. Not to mention, he knows how to dribble.
Women like a man who will stand up for her and beat away any troublemakers in the club. This is exactly the perfect role Rooi Mahamutsa will provide for us.
Kermit Erasmus has two daughters of his own who he worships. He is always posting pictures of his baby girls and we love that about him. Every woman wants a man who will look after his daughters!
Finally, Majoro has some inch-perfect aim, what more can one ask for? Not to mention, they're all hot when they have run around for 90 minutes!
What do you think, who is the most charming Buccaneer? Up the Bucs, Lady Buccaneer
