Yesterday, I posted my first set of favourite quotes from the brilliant Zlatan Ibrahimovic. Many of you enjoyed reading what Zlatan had to say about women, Arsene Wenger and his relationship with Pep Guardiola.
That's why I searched for a few more quotes from the self-proclaimed 'son of god' and found some more awesome quotes about his time at Barcelona as well as how he ended up sleeping in a bathtub.
Here my next set of the funniest quotes from Zlatan Ibrahimovic:
1. (On reports of 'excessive behaviour' following Juventus' 2005 title win) – "It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.
2. (On his broken relationship with Pep Guardiola) – "I felt like crap when I was sitting in the locker room with Guardiola staring at me like I was annoying distraction, an outsider. It was nuts. He was a wall, a stone wall. I didn't get any sign of life from him and I was wishing myself away every moment with the team."
3. "Mourinho is Guardiola's opposite. If Mourinho brightens up the room, Guardiola pulls down the curtains and I guessed that Guardiola now tried to measure himself with him."
4. "At Barca, players were banned from driving their sports cars to training. I thought this was ridiculous – it was no one's business what car I drive – so in April, before a match with Almeria, I drove my Ferrri Enzo to work. I caused a scene."
5. "It's true that I don't know much about the players in Ligue 1 but for sure, they know who I am."
6. "We are looking for an apartment in Paris. If we don't find anything, then I'll probably just buy the hotel."
7. "First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog." (After outplaying Liverpool defender Stephane Henchoz)
Dare to Zlatan, which is your favourite quote?
