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Xo mei autie, lol bcos ur tim is abt to ride off da Nedbank RT @k.nhlanhla
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Da new wif wz being wlcmd @ da hsband home in a trdixional manner. As expcted she gave a spich, '' my dear family, i thnk u 4 wlcoming me in my new home n family, 1stly me being here does nt mean dat i wld wnt to change ur way of da life n ur routine. no no, i will nver d dat in a million yrz''.
''... View MoreDa new wif wz being wlcmd @ da hsband home in a trdixional manner. As expcted she gave a spich, '' my dear family, i thnk u 4 wlcoming me in my new home n family, 1stly me being here does nt mean dat i wld wnt to change ur way of da life n ur routine. no no, i will nver d dat in a million yrz''.
''wht i mean dad(luking @ her in laws) is dat, doz hu uz 2 wash da dishes mst carry on doing it, doz hu cook shld nt stop @ my accnt n doz hu uz to clean shld cntinue cleaning!!!''.
And wht r u here 4? (enquired mother in law)
''nna diro yaka kego bona gore monna waka is well taken care of n o satisfied FELLA!!!''View Less
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Babisto: sir, if u mix omo n surf washing powder will der b foam?.
Teacher: yes, der will b foam, what a stupid qstn so early in the year.
Babisto: (whispering 2 his mates) wht a stupid answer, we ddnt even add water yet, bt the foam is already der. Do u thnk he will teach us properly........ View MoreBabisto: sir, if u mix omo n surf washing powder will der b foam?.
Teacher: yes, der will b foam, what a stupid qstn so early in the year.
Babisto: (whispering 2 his mates) wht a stupid answer, we ddnt even add water yet, bt the foam is already der. Do u thnk he will teach us properly.....sizo feila laa!!View Less
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Malma goes into a gallery.
He luks @ da paintaings n den he turns 2 a lady standing nxt 2 him n asks, '' dd a white person actually paint ol dis s*#!t?''.
The lady turns arnd n responds, ''No sir, dats a mirror.
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Malema wz operating an ATM nt noticing dat Mbalula wz behind him.
Mbalula: hahahah, i saw ur pin code.
Malema: What izt?
Mbalula: It is 4 astersks (****).
Malema: ur wrong u idiot, it is 1785
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Malema went out for drnks wth some of the ministers.
Aftr a few hours of drinking malema calls the waiter to bring the bill.
Malema R400
Cele R250
Mbalula R450
Vavi R200
Total R1300
Malema : Hai man!, I will pay for everyone else, bt Total must pay for himself!!. I ddnt invite him. Plus he... View MoreMalema went out for drnks wth some of the ministers.
Aftr a few hours of drinking malema calls the waiter to bring the bill.
Malema R400
Cele R250
Mbalula R450
Vavi R200
Total R1300
Malema : Hai man!, I will pay for everyone else, bt Total must pay for himself!!. I ddnt invite him. Plus he owns lots of garages all ova the country, he has enaf moola.View Less
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